more bars in hell

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depending on your preferred school of thought, your phone's reception may be lackluster because you are either encased in ice far underground[1] or because it's 2047 and you're trapped in a nightmare ship deep in space[2].

[1] Alighieri, Dante. Dante's Inferno. 1308-1321.
[2] Event Horizon. Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson. Perfs. Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill. Golar Productions, 1997.